WOMEN CANT MAKE JOKES
Even funnier is that the article was (probably) written by a woman, assuming a name like ‘Chloe Thomas’ is all the proof you need.
Less a case of “omg patriarchal oppression” and more just a case of “the word ‘reporter’ is just another name for a fuckwit with a laptop and an opinion.”
I like these, though they’re a little gauche in their unoriginal “we’re so original it hurts” kind of way.
I digitally coloured her, but in the end preferred just a simple texture.
Mesdames et Messieurs, j’ai le plaisier çe soir de vous présenter la merveilleuse, talenteuse Mlle. Mandy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I have the pleasure of presenting to you the wonderful, talented Miss Mandy.
THIS is a read! My god, YES!!!
dagsdfDASFDHGF THIS IS PERFECT AS FUCK.
P.o.c. white people
I just put my fist in the air after that read. Lord.
its so hilarious to me that we’re so inferior yet everybody wants our shit.
We’re so inferior that everyone wants to incorporate AAVE, twerking, and “hip hop beats” into their daily life to seem cool.
White people love us on the sly but they don’t want to shift the balance of power or the limelight by openly admitting it.
LIBRARY IS MOTHERFUCKING
GOD BE PRAISED!
“I once went back to Morvunskar Keep, after I’d already completed “A Night to Remember.” I had to find a totem of Hircine. When I walked in, I heard fighting, and ran to see Sanguine killing all the evil mages. When he was done, he looked right at me and said “What’re you staring at? I don’t owe you money do I?””